Brace yourself for randomness:
If unicorns were real/still alive they would probably puke rainbows and poop marshmallows.
The word randomness would be replaced by randomality.
What do you think would happen if you went to a restaurant, ordered a DIET WATER, and threw a fit when they wouldn't give it to you. You'd probably be givena glass of water that's only half filled.
Are you saying Unicorns aren't real? That rather upsets me. :-(
ReplyDeleteThis is what I would do at a resturant:
Me: Can I have coke?
Waitress: Is pepsi okay?
Me: I don't know, is monopoly money ok? Give me a coke!